As you read through the product descriptions on this website, which is something we sincerely hope you do in your spare time, you may come across some amusing product descriptions. Whether they wax historical, or flirt with playful prose, they exemplify a certain trait we believe the product possesses.

When it comes to a seatpost though, that's just not the case. No funny business. This is an essential. It's brushed alloy, comes in silver or black, and it works every day to support you, just like a tireless teacher or maybe a single parent.

• Lightweight Alloy
• Micro adjust single bolt head
• Black or Silver 
• Available in all sizes